do you know what i would kill for right now?
NACHOS WITH LOTS OF SALSA AND CHEESE (and lots of other unhealthy stuff but as I went rowing for a couple of hours today I’m going to be good and have a chicken ceaser salad and a natural yoghurt and some water because i cannot afford any other kind of drink)
remember when i had all of kid cudi’s song on my ipod and then it was shit and lost them all and i haven’t really listened to any of his stuff since? cuddddddderisback nigggga
there are two people i would really like to have back in my life, pretty certain neither of them are interested in talking to me anymore.. i was stupid at times and made mistakes. mistakes that i’m only just beginning to really, really regret. shitty really. i was a douchebag!!!!!!!! why did no one tell me
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(via chloerayneee)
was just running around my room in my underwear, slathered in aftersun, trying to get it to soak in and i full on fell over flat on my face and mum came upstairs to ask if i was ok and i was just flailing on the floor half naked lollllllllll me at my best
an honest opinion
i don’t understand why you get so worked up, but mate seriously take a look back at the things that you say to other people and get a grip. i know that you speak your mind but you are mean to pretty much anyone who you consider ‘lower down’ in the social ranking than yourself, and take the piss out of anyone who disagrees or has an opinion on something you say. why does it matter what music people listen to, what clothes they wear and the friends that they keep, if they are happy, then who gives a damn? you aren’t gonna change the world with your status’ that got 35 likes.. nor should you revolve your life around and deem yourself popular because of facebook. stop being so narrow minded, open your eyes and see that the people that you talk about and name drop into status’ get hurt and embarrassed. if doing that is what makes you feel proud about yourself, then i suggest you re evaluate yourself, and consider what your purpose is. get out of the house, be yourself (because sometimes i think you are an alright guy) and make some actual real life friends. i think you’ll find your life would be much more fulfilling.
| me: | wow i like this person a lot |
| me: | i should talk to this person |
| me: | wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it |
| me: | types out message |
| me: | gets nervous |
| me: | exits page |
| me: | floats away from computer |
| me: | drifts out window |
| me: | is lifted up into space |
| me: | orbits around earth |
| me: | is incinerated by the sun |
it was a bad idea to buy curly fries.. im not even hungry but im cooking some just because they taste so gggggggoooood
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
| Me: | What do you do when you like a boy? |
| Sister: | You tell him. |
| Me: | And if he doesn't like you? |
| Sister: | You kill him. |
swear i get more and more hangovers these days. what has happened to me, I AM A SHADOW OF MY FORMER SELF.. probs not doing myself any favours by going out 3 nights in a row though.. hehe
